I need a translator for my mom when award season comes around (she calls me Mama)
Mami: “Mama, I love Gus. He was so sweet at the Golden Globes.”
Me: “Ma, who is Gus?”
Mami: “Mama, Raz Gaslin. He thanked his wife for raising his daughters. He’s so sweet.”
Me: “Oh. You mean Ryan Gosling.”
Mami: “Yes, that’s what I said.”
Raz Gaslin, if you’re out there, my mom appreciates you.